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also spelled wanka. a person who is a total and complete jerk and is devoid of any knowledge there of. normaly used by british rugby players.
Hey you! Ya get out of the way ya wanker!
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Politicians basically are all wankers. Have respect for none of them, except maybe some of the dead ones
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See also-masturbate

A term over-used by Brits and Aussies because they don't have many good insults anyway...
Bob: Hi! How are you?

Brit/Aussie: Ge' out o' ere ya wanker!
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One who 'wanks' (i.e.). One who participates in the act of 'wanking' (masturbation).

A common term in the United Kingdom, but less commonly used in the United States. Although its litteral translation is 'masturbater' it is generly used as a derogative term in general.
British guy- HEY! You! your a 'bloody wanker'!
American guy- Ummmmmm...... Whats that?
British guy-...... Fuck you!
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Someone who tries to make their penis larger.
He is such a wanker! He tries does a jelq to himself to make his penis bigger....isn't that gross?
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Term used on 'Skins" (UK) A lot. Used to replace the American term "Dick" or "Ass hole". Something to call a friend in a playfull way or to call an enemy who you are mad at.
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1. An insult commonly used in Great Britan, to denote an individual whom masturbates.

2. An insult used in Denmark during zombie apocalypses, to insult:
Doctors performing healthcare
Patients receiving healthcare
1.
Lord Cuffrey: Lord Humpington havent seen fit to leave his mansion this evening.
Lord Pinkerton: I say! What a wanker!

2.
Jonas: Dr. Mench bliver hjemme for at få ham den sårede på benene igen.
Fillip: Fuck nogle wankerere!
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