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While "to wank" means "to masturbate", the term "wanker" is seldom if ever used in British slang to denote "one who wanks". It is quite wrong to infer from somebody's being a wanker that they in fact wank (and vice versa), but of course, fair to assume they do in any case. Herein lies the genius of the insult: if you call someone a wanker, it's probably true, but only literally.

I suppose it all originates from our repressed Victorian sexualities, from back when everybody thought they were the only ones to suffer the secret shame of being an actual wanker.

Most children these days learn the word "wanker" long before they learn its literal meaning.
You're such a wanker.
Oh gosh! How did you know?

He lost both of his hands in a childhood kiting accident.
What a wanker!
by anonymous May 31, 2004
Wan - car

A derogatory term for someone who is useless.
I knew someone once who sterilised himself whilst trying to get free electricity, the wanker
by John Sykes July 22, 2003
1. term used for someone who jacks off all day.
2. A loser who is 35 and lives with his mom and doesn't have a job.
3. a fuckin' retard
1. get your hands out of your pants you wanker
2. man that guy is such a wanker
3. What a wanker
by Stephanie \'youngin\' April 25, 2003
Comes from the words 'willy' and 'yank' combined. As in yanking ones willy i.e. to masturbate. Also used as a term of insult.
Man: That Garry is such a wanker, he's left the milk out again.
by Georgie_Porgie August 20, 2009
wanker:, pee pee yanker, male masturbater.jerkoff
Some one masturbates and who is a jerk!!! An abuse term for a masturbater!(Wanker)
by marquel December 29, 2007
'one who masturbates their pork sword more than an ordinary person', 'a person who comes across as stuck up or smug'
Mum: 'Johnny you really should stop tossing off that tiny tree stump of a penis you have'
Johnny: (while wanking) 'what can I say Mum im just a wanker'
Mum: Indeed you are Johnny look at you go infact I might join you for a wank later then we can be wankers together. Goodbye wanker Johnny!

Example 2:
Yoda: Luke use the force
Luke: fuck off u midget green wanker
by Dan Roach September 18, 2007
One who wanks; A person who masturbates multiple times in a week or day.

Wanking: Masturbating
Oh God, that track runner is a wanker? And he was WANKING whislt running?! Gross.
by The ORIGINAL Grammer Nazi May 08, 2007
1. This is person who is a complete loser.
2. A person who acts like they have no place in all.
That douche is a total wanker.
by RoD_mAn January 26, 2007

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