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British slang for "one who masturbates", usually a teen-term. Roy Keane (Manchester United Midfielder) almost beat up a nerd who called him a wanker.
The 16-year old nerd, whose dad and mum are wankers, called Roy Keane a wanker. Keane should have shoved the moped up this nerd's A**.
by Glass-Shady March 03, 2005
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A musician who plays way too more notes than needed for the song in order to show off their technical ability. Often they will have their own instructional video and claim to have a blues influence in thier songs without having any knowledge of the blues. They sometimes destroy priceless vintage guitars by scalloping the fretboard, but often play Ibanez, Charvel, Schecter, or Steinberger
Yngwie Malsteem is a wanker
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Literally 'One who wanks' (masturbates)
Used derogatively to infer one who is unable to get any and relieve their need to wank due to gross personality defects.

Australian (and particularly Melburnian) usage infers one who is a pseudo-intellectual or more generally speaking out of their arseholes in an effort to impress.

See also: Tosser, Tosspot, Pillock, jerk, arsehole, wanka, wank.
'you, my friend, are a wanker.'
by Wylis June 19, 2006
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You are such a fuckin' wanker. You ain't the shizzle bi0tch.
by w00dz January 24, 2003
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Man, that was a good wank.
He's such a wanker.
More so used in U.K. English, than in U.S English.
by Eric Gene Price May 26, 2006
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Mr Warren
aka. the warranator
Mr Warren is such a wanker.
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A word used in the place of the word penis.
1.I accidentily saw his wanker.
2.He just flashed me his wanker.
by Moniminikita April 13, 2008
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