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While "to wank" means "to masturbate", the term "wanker" is seldom if ever used in British slang to denote "one who wanks". It is quite wrong to infer from somebody's being a wanker that they in fact wank (and vice versa), but of course, fair to assume they do in any case. Herein lies the genius of the insult: if you call someone a wanker, it's probably true, but only literally.

I suppose it all originates from our repressed Victorian sexualities, from back when everybody thought they were the only ones to suffer the secret shame of being an actual wanker.

Most children these days learn the word "wanker" long before they learn its literal meaning.
You're such a wanker.
Oh gosh! How did you know?

He lost both of his hands in a childhood kiting accident.
What a wanker!
by anonymous May 31, 2004
See also-masturbate

A term over-used by Brits and Aussies because they don't have many good insults anyway...
Bob: Hi! How are you?

Brit/Aussie: Ge' out o' ere ya wanker!
by Blasty2k August 07, 2005
One who wanks, or one who engages in intercourse with a monkey's anus.
George bush
It's only beastiallity if you aren't a monkey!!!
by Nytehauq August 21, 2003
pretentious and self-important person; person who could never find a sexual partner to replace themselves
sting is such a wanker !!
by TS July 07, 2003
He who wanks off.
Joe is such a wanker. Looking at those pictures of Britany Spheres... Dirty Joe.
by Theo Gifford May 27, 2003
English/Aussie term for a jerk-off. any asshole who doesn't get laid and masturbates profusely.
Charles is such a wanker, he never gets any
by Anonymous February 16, 2003
See trypnotic.
You are such a fuckin' wanker. You ain't the shizzle bi0tch.
by w00dz January 24, 2003
wank- to masterbate in a quick way
wanker is one who masterbates all the time and has no other obligations in life. If a person is a "wanker" there penis is probably a choad and they will have a high pitched voice.

a person who purchases weed at a very high price
"Yo 'dat 'bowas is a damn wanker. His choad is about as big as my big toe!"

"Hahaha i just pissed in some swag weed and sold it to 'Franlin fo like 60 bones. What a damn wanker
by James K Ellington January 19, 2006

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