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While "to wank" means "to masturbate", the term "wanker" is seldom if ever used in British slang to denote "one who wanks". It is quite wrong to infer from somebody's being a wanker that they in fact wank (and vice versa), but of course, fair to assume they do in any case. Herein lies the genius of the insult: if you call someone a wanker, it's probably true, but only literally.

I suppose it all originates from our repressed Victorian sexualities, from back when everybody thought they were the only ones to suffer the secret shame of being an actual wanker.

Most children these days learn the word "wanker" long before they learn its literal meaning.
You're such a wanker.
Oh gosh! How did you know?

He lost both of his hands in a childhood kiting accident.
What a wanker!
by anonymous May 31, 2004
A faggot like man or women
"Your such a wanker"
by asdasfasasd March 12, 2009
1. A fan of prog music

2. One whos musical tastes differ from the pop-culture

3. Fast and Technical music.
Frank is such a Wanker, I swear he hates thing I like just to be non-conformist!
by Jase The Bass September 19, 2006
Politicians basically are all wankers. Have respect for none of them, except maybe some of the dead ones
Tony Blair, George Bush....wankers
by lord nobcheese August 10, 2006
Literally 'One who wanks' (masturbates)
Used derogatively to infer one who is unable to get any and relieve their need to wank due to gross personality defects.

Australian (and particularly Melburnian) usage infers one who is a pseudo-intellectual or more generally speaking out of their arseholes in an effort to impress.

See also: Tosser, Tosspot, Pillock, jerk, arsehole, wanka, wank.
'you, my friend, are a wanker.'
by Wylis June 19, 2006
Jerk, jerk off. Masturbate(r).
Man, that was a good wank.
He's such a wanker.
More so used in U.K. English, than in U.S English.
by Eric Gene Price May 26, 2006
one who seems happy to go through life in a allmost homosexual frolicking manner not realy skilled nor capable of much normally an anoyance
you would have little or no respect/confidence in this person

also known as someone who likes to masturbate to an excessive degree
"damn it lenny quit being a wanker and help us get this done"
"you did it again? whats wrong with you ya wanker"
"aww look little timmys balls just dropped and hes allready spankin it hes gonna grow up to be such a wanker"
"Geroge bush is a wanker, but thats taking it easy on him"
by HeYzUs December 21, 2005
See also-masturbate

A term over-used by Brits and Aussies because they don't have many good insults anyway...
Bob: Hi! How are you?

Brit/Aussie: Ge' out o' ere ya wanker!
by Blasty2k August 07, 2005
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