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While "to wank" means "to masturbate", the term "wanker" is seldom if ever used in British slang to denote "one who wanks". It is quite wrong to infer from somebody's being a wanker that they in fact wank (and vice versa), but of course, fair to assume they do in any case. Herein lies the genius of the insult: if you call someone a wanker, it's probably true, but only literally.

I suppose it all originates from our repressed Victorian sexualities, from back when everybody thought they were the only ones to suffer the secret shame of being an actual wanker.

Most children these days learn the word "wanker" long before they learn its literal meaning.
You're such a wanker.
Oh gosh! How did you know?

He lost both of his hands in a childhood kiting accident.
What a wanker!
by anonymous May 31, 2004
wanker adj : a person whom wanks his pud or cock . look at the bloody wanker . 2 an idiot in the social i.e. look at the bloody wanker ....
look at the bloody wanker in the park scaring away the people
by wankmeister February 16, 2005
Someone who shirks responsibility, fails to live up to commitments, breaks promises, discloses secrets, or finds ways to avoid doing his or her part.
He got into the Guard and then didn't even show up? What a wanker.
by Jim Nageotte February 26, 2004
a skier or snowboarder who wears jeans
skier:"is that guy wearing jeans?"
snowboarder:"yea, that guy is a wanker"
by skippybum November 04, 2003
A person who enjoys "single player" more than "Multiplayer".
"When do I get my turn, I'm horny too!"
"Shut up bitch, you're ruining it."

- Sexy Losers (
by AnonymousGuy October 27, 2003
someone who is very selfish and thinks he can wanke his wife and girlfriend through a whole year without thinking the wanker secret comes out.
big bad wanker in dublin (j.)
by missus September 01, 2003
A person who is addicted to playing themselves.
John is a wanker.
by joosy poosy May 04, 2003

1) One who masturbates to excess.
2) One who uses the word 'skillz' and takes it seriously.
"Stop saying skillz, you bloody wanker! Speak properly!"
by victorhadin March 25, 2003

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