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by Hot_Rod_DB October 26, 2003
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meaning dickhead and also what i called Glen Hallock and he had no clue what it meant as he classes it as British slang :)
you bloody wanka
by H and im me October 02, 2011
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Masturbation for those who cannot spell. i.e Wankas.
That numpty boy is a wanka (see: numpty boy)
by jadio u no August 14, 2003
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Willy Wanka and the chocolate flavoured condom factory.
get off my car, you little wanka
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a being that is dimunitive in size; characterized by lack of a reproductive organ.
'What a damn wanka'
by SamStoneMTL August 05, 2008
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a girl who is completely flat chested or has a flat ass or a combination of both.
"Man that chick is so flat, she is a complete wanka."
by Officer Jack Meoff February 21, 2008
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one who masterbates untill their dick falls off
your a wanka

stop wankaing with yer jamie

oh, ive wankaed it this time
by Daniel Carron =D March 15, 2007
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