A self-imposed period of refraining from masturbation , usually brought on by a combination of guilt and self loathing, and/or wrist cramps, or unexpectedly finding yourself with a girlfriend.
A wank holiday usually only lasts a day at most.
A wank holiday usually only lasts a day at most.
by Ben Dover Of The Yard May 2, 2006
A wank holiday is a self-imposed period of abstinence from masturbation, either from sustained feelings of guilt, or cramp, or a combination of the two.
Mike felt dirty after having had yet another wank while he thought about gay policemen, so he decided it was time for a wank holiday. If only lasted as long as the next episode of the bill, however.
by Ben Dover of thet Yard October 10, 2005
A wank holiday is when, on a bank holiday (such as May Day), you stay at home all day and masturbate, preferably without leaving the house all day.
"What did you get up to on friday?"
"Ahh it was a wank holiday so i stayed at home and knocked 7 out"
"Ahh it was a wank holiday so i stayed at home and knocked 7 out"
by Muffin_UK April 3, 2009
The term used when you have to work on a Bank Holiday when you really don't want to. I.e. A Working Bank Holiday
by Gazmonde May 3, 2010
by LordJenal August 28, 2022