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1. abusive meaning for someone that masturbates
2. crude meaning for masturbation
abusive meanings
1. my boss is a fucking wanker
2. what a fucking cunt of a wank he was
3. go fuck yourself you fucking zygote wanker
4. wankers should be done for
5. get fucked you fucking wank

crude meanings
6. i had a wee wank this morning
7. i hate when skeet spurts out your dick after a wank
8. i don't like wanking
9. might as well have a wank a quickie of the wrist
10. i never wank off ever
by lucas bolton April 06, 2006
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Ridiculous, annoying or stupid; usually refers to a bad outcome or situation
"I got kicked off the bus today 'cause I was 10p short"
"Man, that's wank"

"I lost my whole essay today, the computer was being wank and restarted."

"I have 9am lectures every day this week"
"That's wank."
by Carolyn Pitt October 28, 2005
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To masturbate. In men, accomplished by taking the penis in the fist and moving up and down until ejaculation. (This may not be possible for circumcised men, but who cares about them?) Other more complex methods are also available.
I was wanking last night, because I was horny.
by *$* February 15, 2005
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its rubbish its crap
naahhh thats wank m8 nah
by hgyt March 21, 2005
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Oh yeah.....sputt, sputt, ______)- - - ( . )( . )
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To give one's self a pleasure rub.
An expression used if something isnt very good.
Last night i watched back door sluts 9 and had a great WANK over it.

Karl: Have you heard of the band HIM?
Me: Yes. I have.
Karl: I am going to see them live.
Me: Gutting. That is quite devastating as they Are the WANKest band on this earth. Even more wank than finch
by Mikal June 07, 2004
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My friend Mark lives on the Wank
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