1.) to bitch or complain or whine
"I wanted the blue lollipop, not the green one." The little boy wanked.
by Knomie February 16, 2008
to masturbate at a leisurely pace
yank the plank
spank the monkey
stroke the solami
pet the one eyed trouser snake
and what you would do in to your bizzles mouth
by bob denne February 04, 2004
1. (verb) To play excessively uninteresting and self-indulgent guitar solos, usually live on stage, and usually to the collective eye-roll of all in attendance except those who actually fall for wankery.

2. (noun) The offending guitarist.
Music Lover 1: oh man this guitarist sucks! he's just wanking up there. don't the other guys in the band care that he totally fucking sucks?
Music Lover 2: no idea, man, i have no idea how this gets on stage. what a frickin wank that guy is.
by Viktor II August 22, 2007
Jerkin' the Gherkin
Oh yeah.....sputt, sputt, ______)- - - ( . )( . )
by Sacha Baron Cohen May 31, 2005
the hardcore meaning of the word "whack"
hey drain - o you and chipmonk look like poopoo you guys are wank!
by hippylito December 26, 2006
Common slang for marijuana. Great code word to use around parents and teachers.
"Yo man, you tryna chill after class and get this wank in the tank?"
by Maine 18 January 25, 2007
A generally undesirable person.
"That guy is a total wank"
by GINGERNED October 16, 2005

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