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57. Injured Dog
When a man is wanking on all fours naked and as he is using one hand to wank and it is not touching the ground which imitates a dog walking around with an injured front paw
The other day Robert's mother walked in on him pulling an injured dog in the middle of the lounge room floor
58. Resentment Wank
The style of masturbation often used when your girlfriend has gone out on a "girls only" night out.

Can also be used when your girlfriend has placed you in a bad mood.
"Aw yeah, Fiona went out with the girls so I just stayed in and had a resentment wank".

"Yeah dude, Jen totally pissed me off last night, so I just went in the spare room and had a resentment wank".
59. Sudoku
A lad's holiday pre-lash up ritual of heading back to the hotel room whilst everyone is poolside for some "slapping of the ham" before a big night out.
B: "I feel like I got sunstroke lads. I'm just going back to the hotel room to play some Sudoku."

(walking into the hotel room)

D: "B, what're you doing?!"

B: "I'm playing Sudoku! I swear!"
60. China Sock
To do with Masturbation. Initially a "Wank Sock", That over time and multiple uses, has taken on the noticeable characteristics of brittleness associated with China crockery.
"Xav? Did you drop a plate in your room? or was it your China Sock?
61. cheeky belgian giggle wank
A belgian tradition of wanking and giggling at the same time because pornhub is just that hilarious
why is mark laughing alone in his room?
Because hes having a cheeky belgian giggle wank.
62. Monkey Wank
The act of masturbating whilst making loud monkey noises, such as 'ooooh eeeh ah ah ah oooh ahh ahhh!'
''Christy was screaming last night in his room. I think he was having a monkey wank!''
63. Maxi-wank
The act of recklessly masturbating onself into oblivion. One must not confuse any other ways of masturbation with the maxi-wank, as an authentic maxi-wank requires the person practicing to ejaculate on his thigh and stomach. One must also fall asleep immediately following ejaculation without the typical "tissue routine" in order for such an act to be constituted as a maxi-wank.
Tim: Hey where is Paul, isn't he supposed to be making dinner?

Oliver: No I don't think it will happen anytime soon, I walked into his room before and he was asleep with cum all over his stomach and left thigh. It was obvious that he had a maxi-wank.
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