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2. wank off
A competition of who can wank the longest, at full speed, without cumming.
11 years and younger can't play cause they never will cum.
1. wank off
To masturbate, hold the hot dog, however you want to say it - for a man to give himself sexual pleasure. It may also be used as the object of the sentence, if a woman or gay man holds their partner's genitals in a position to make them cum.
I wank off when I think about fucking Sophia.
by GuidoPosse69 Feb 8, 2005 add a video
3. wank off
A high speed, pointless guitar solo. Often utilized by 80s-era hair bands. Serves no real purpose musically, except to demonstrate the technical prowess of the guitar player.
Bass player: "So, are you going to unleash any wild guitar solos on the crowd tonight, man?"

Guitar player: "Damn straight. I'm gonna wank off all over that audience, dude".

Bass player: "Sweet. Now let's get back to hoovering lines off of this hooker's ass".
4. wank off
What I do when I look at Jodi Padecky's cute little buttcheeks.
After talking with Jodi, I always wank off on some hookers ass.
by sicko the clown Nov 14, 2004 add a video
5. Wank off
A funny but not mean way of saying something like "fuck off" for example.
Wank off Ian!
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