Basically, whatever is suitable and close to hand to clean up the mess after a spontaneous, off the cuff, wank. Items such as socks, towels and if necessary, cushion covers will fit the bill for this purpose.
I got myself into a right mess last night,I'd ran out of toilet roll so I had to use my sock as a wank mop.
by Nigel Fleming July 13, 2006

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