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1. wank-a-lank
When something is very very bad, or wank.

Ben: Ah mate, i well have to work sunday.

Biz: Thats fucking wank-a-lank mate.
2. wank-a-lank
When something is very very bad, or wank.

Ben: Ah mate, i well have to work sunday.

Biz: Thats fucking wank-a-lank mate.
3. Lank
Having a wank with lube, particularly shop bought stuff e.g. K y jelly or durex play.
Lube + Wank = Lank
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