Wanxious

Anxious about being caught while masturbating

Whilst masturbating in the bathroom,he became wanxious when he heard Sharon walk by the door

Wanxious by The Crazydog January 4, 2017

wankcious

A mild form of anxiety brought on by the need to have a wank. Wankciousness. It is nothing more than a nagging feeling or a slight urge to masturbate, but still enough to upset the individual. The feeling can only be alleviated by actually performing the art of masturbation or getting someone else to do same.

I really need to get home soon as I'm feeling ever so slightly wankcious.' 'You have a wankcious look on your face.

wankcious by The Wankcious Stranger December 24, 2010

wanxious

To nervously pleasure oneself while worrying about being caught.

"Just coming, mother" he shouted downstairs wanxiously.

wanxious by Jonathan Horniblow May 31, 2007

biggerous wangerous 

scientific term for an enormous wang, typically bigger than nine inches.

I am afraid to have anal sex with my girl because I think my biggerous wangerous will split her down the middle.

biggerous wangerous by Lionel Matson March 24, 2008

Wangorious

Adj.

1.) Something as respectable or in the same league as the amazingness of a very large penis.

2.) Something cool, hip, awesome, or new.

3.) Geek slang for "Unbelievable!"

4.) Used to describe a man's skill in bed.

1.) Dude, that girl that Joey boned was wangoriously hot.

2.) Dude, Gabe's new jeans are wangorious.

3.) Dude, my new ATI Radeon x800 Pro is one wangorious card, dude.

4.) I heard Zach is mega-wangorious.

Wangorious by Joey December 12, 2004

wanxious

A condition where one is anoying, anxious, stressed and should fuck off for a wank

You're pissing me of dude why don't you go and fuck yourself you wanxious cockhead

wanxious by Dno March 10, 2007

Wanxious

The act of feeling overly anxious to masturbate.

Billy felt wanxious, as he had not fapped for two months.

Wanxious by evvie June 18, 2014