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A guy who is a major tool, and is also slightly metrosexual.
Chris: Dude, that kid with the popped collar just CB'ed me by talking to that chick about getting a manicure.

Jimmy: Oh my god, dude, what a wand!
by jpreston4 July 19, 2008
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the male reproductive organs; penis

Syn: dick, prick, cock, schlong, hose, bird, hairy canary, leg of the duck, pecker, flounder, haddock, trouser trout, eel, scord, snake, python, lizard, dragon, lily, cucumber, etc.
Thelma: So I heard you hooked up with Jon the other night! *wink wink*

Louise: Yeah, but his wand is so huge, I've been sore for days!
by Lisette April 05, 2005
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A term referring to the television remote control. Coming from the interpretation by a small child that it is in fact a magic wand.
This show sucks, toss me the wand.
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Among other things, a wand is another name for a lacrosse stick, primarily men's laxin sticks but used by some females.
grab your wand and lets throw braw!
by Ovie=God March 06, 2008
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Like cankles, but with Wrists and Hands.
"Woah... look at her big ol' fat hands... they're wands if I've ever seen then!"
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a narrow glass cylinder with one rounded end, which is heated over a flame and used for smoking purposes

a wand allows a pot-smoker to enjoy all the benefits of marijuana, without inhaling the disgusting butane from lighters.
gather 'round, one and all, the wand is hot and ready!
by iheartdoobies June 13, 2006
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Man, I got drunk with RayRay last night and she got a little too frisky. It was a W.A.N.D.!
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