Top Definition
What you offer to a noob that is in some way complaining or crying. Also see Wambulance French Cries and care police
Noob: God you people make me so angry.

Person A: Shall we get you some French cries and a wamburger while the care police come to assist the wambulance?
by drunkbum222 November 26, 2006

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