walkertown high school

The place that nobody knows and nobody wants to know. It is so much drama that even the teachers get into it. Where all the athletes think they are the shit until they graduate, and can barely make it into a D3 school, posting "throwbacks" of their "glory days" on Instagram. Where walkertown girls become mommies faster than they get their high school deploma, only to realize they were impregnated but their third cousin. Sheetz is where it's at, whether you are getting some gas or smoking it. The only place where you actually get into trouble for having school spirit, but who can blame them, the only team who is actually good it their XC team and NOBODY cares about that! All in all its a great place to be stuck with the same people for four years, or for most- longer.

Jim Bob: Walkertown High School lost another basketball game tonight.
Mary Sue: At least everyone kept their shirt on this time!

walkertown high school by Dumb country 1445 August 8, 2016

Walkerton 

A small town located in midwestern Ontario, with a successful junior c hockey club and two small high schools. It is a common misconception that Walkerton has tainted water, much like the confusion as to whether all Canadians live in igloos.

Alex: "It has been said that the Walkerton dam is a excellent location to dispose of a body" Ryan: "Yes, the strong current will allow it to travel to Paisley"

Walkerton by randem_nam March 30, 2010

Walkerton 

A very small town with one stoplight in northern Indiana. Often referred to as "Walkertucky" by its residents. Some favorite hangouts in town include the Dollar General and Club 23.

"I'm from South Bend," said the man who was really from Walkerton.

Walkerton by SaraBelle1986 February 24, 2011

walkertown 

a little town with about 1500 people who are basicly all related it's baisically the new west virginia. where evryone is still excited about north carolina getting the lottery in their state so they can all go spend their hard earned money they made at the brand new wendy's. great, now they cant afford mayballine make up from eckerds were every holiday you have to ask how many are coming cause they keep procreating. if you asked someone from walkertown how many cousins they had you'd be sitting on their couch for a week. everyone in walkertown still goes to the local roses to buy some half priced, off-brand clothes and jewelry. where if you wanted to go do some "real" shopping you would have to drive about 15 minutes to wal-mart or the newly built target in kernersville. where if you want to get a decent gift you have to wait in rush hour traffic because the whole towns out on the streets around 3 p.m. i think about the best looking buildings in walkertown are the library and the new "shopping" strip containing lows foods and el maguey; a surprisingly great mexican resturaunt where all of the guys that work their act like they have known you forever. their only working their because walkertown is so hick they accept anything even flirty wiaters. but the best thing about walkertown is that whatever your day was like you have at least 100 people to retell it to.

Billy: So were you going for winter break?
Jon: My aunts in walkertown.
Billy:How many people coming?
Jon: The Whole Town!

walkertown by amanda & meredyth May 30, 2006

Walkerton Wild Child

The act of performing anal sex with a pregnant woman, in which the anal thrusting is so vigorous that labor is induced and the child is born. Note that it is recommended that the woman be in the reverse cow-girl orientation, so that her afterbirth does not contaminate the man's stomach.

With his pregnant wife two weeks overdue, Mr. Schmidt saved the day by performing the Walkerton Wild Child on an emergency room bed.

Walkerton Wild Child by BillGibbons April 28, 2011

WalterTheSnack 

an absolute fucking cunt who rides nano's balls everyday

bro, this guy is such a fucking WalterTheSnack

WalterTheSnack by NameUser97 September 30, 2021

WalterTechTips 

That guy that needs to shut the fuck up.

Walter:"hey whats u-"
Donks:"shut the fuck up"
WalterTechTips then proceeds to shut the fuck up

WalterTechTips by Xif-Donks May 18, 2020