Verb, to explain using to the lowest common demoninator. To make readily explainable to the average Walmart employee or customer. To "dumb down" an otherwise complex explanation, idea, or concept.
"You need to Walmart that report before presenting it"
A Walmarted explanation for basketball would read as follows: five guys try to throw a ball in the other five guys' basket.
"Gravity makes things fall down," Walmarted Isaac Newton.
an evil chainstore run by the Devil
, where workers toil for pissant
wages, work long hours without credit, get no benefits, work non-union, and have to attend a bullshit
"pep-talk" session at the start of every shift and chant this dumbass
cheer every fucking
day. WalMart wants to drive everyone else out of business
and control the world's economy. WalMart is popular among hypochristian
s (so-called "conservative Christians") for some particular reason, so you know WalMart is up to no good. They have the slogan "Bringing it All Home to the U.S.A.
" but almost all their products sold are from China
, where good American
jobs are going to and where worker's rights and safety as well as environmental protection standards are disregarded. Also, their music
CDs have to be "clean" - none with Parental Advisory
stickers are sold at the stores. This is an endorsement of censorship
The teenage hangout spot in many American small towns.
John: "Do you want to go cow tipping?"
Joe John: "Yeah, I'll meet you at Wal Mart."
a giant chain store that is slowly taking over the economy. They sell everything from really ugly clothes, to discusting microwave dinners, to guns, to furniture. They also like to hire illegal immigrants and mentally challenged people to work at their stores.
hey Mary Sue round up the kids so we can all go to Walmart and buy some plastic lawn furniture and get some of those VHS tapes out of that big bin and get some new tires fer the truck!
where broke fat men go to buy their clothes when they aint got a job or a low payin job and they need to shop at wal mart cause they broke ass niggas
where cheap dudes go to get their girls presents when they aint got no damn job or is broke
dang did you see his new shirt , it cheesy as hell , he got it at wal mart, poor broke nigga
The store you can return anything to.
Hillbilly day care.
A store where morons work.
Hey Billy Bob, lets return this 40-year-old can of soup to Wal*Mart!
The root of all evil. Seriously. It's over sized, sells stuff at low prices because its crap, and pretends to be all patriotic and American when 99.9% of the stuff they sell comes from China.
Wal-Mart sells cheap crap!