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The nappy, snarled hair, swamp area between a guys asshole and scrotum. The moisture and look of tufted corn silk seperate this region from the average gooch or under-carriage.
"Dude can I borrow you sideburn trimmers so I can get rid of this wallyfincher before my big date tonight?"
by Dick Wazinya January 28, 2009

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