phone-keys-wallet

the quick mental checklist that all men go through before they go anywhere. very useful when high or intoxicated. the order of the 3 items may change from man to man.

Guy 1: hey man you wanna go get some KFC?
Guy 2: yeah...hang on.... phone-keys-wallet,......alright lets go

phone-keys-wallet by moodybluesman April 1, 2009

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Wallet rape

see steam sale

It's Steam Christmas Sale.
Wallet rape is imminent.

Wallet rape by Shezzar January 8, 2014

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Walletosis

A condition or state of something that is a waste of time or of no use, straying from one subject to another that has no relevancy to the current topic.

Berman is seriously turning into Wallet. Not nearly that level, but he is definitely showing early signs of Walletosis.

Walletosis by heater26 March 7, 2014

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Prison wallet

The anal cavity of a convict, used to store valued possessions like drugs and weapons. Keistering is the fine art of stashing and withdrawing items from the prison wallet.

How'd he get that shit past security?
Easy, he just stashed it in his prison wallet.

Prison wallet by K. Washington July 26, 2016

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walletfuck

When a captive audience of consumers, such as concertgoers or tourists, wind up paying through the nose for low quality food or merchandise.

You can't escape a helluva walletfuck in these little beach town shops and restaurants.

walletfuck by Dr Bunnygirl August 27, 2017

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walking wallet

(noun) A spouse or significant other whose only role is that of financial support. Generally, said walking wallet often remains in the relationship for want of sex. The walking wallet is normally the antithesis of the golddigger or its male equivalent.

After he became married to Susan and fathered kids, she cut off the sex and closeness, and John became the walking wallet.

walking wallet by Lefty September 11, 2005

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rusty wallet

when feces gets in the vagina in any way. or a feces encrusted vagina. term comes from "rusty trombone, and ham wallet"

by wiping from back to front, she gave herself a rusty wallet

rusty wallet by rusty wallacce April 15, 2010

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