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wallet slap

when a bitch is arguing with you, you take out your wallet and slap her across the face with it. Clarification: you are not simply throwing the wallet at her or hitting her with it, you are holding one fold of the wallet in your hand and flicking your wrist; thereby causing the other fold to flip out and slap the intended target.
a girl keeps talking about how a flier for your organization's party is offensive to women. in order to spare yourself the effort of having to pretend to listen, you quickly remove your wallet and perform the "wallet slap." She never saw it coming and is completely silent afterwards; thus saving much needed oxygen from being wasted.
wallet slap by inDAmoniesGAME January 5, 2009
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wallslapper 

A person that has so much excess skin after losing weight that it slaps the inside of their thighs!
"I hear Pam is getting plastic surgery because she was such a wallslapper after losing all that weight."
wallslapper by Stanley Black March 30, 2014
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Doing things (activities, sports, games) that causes a huge loss of money
Me: Hey, wanna play some poker?
Other: Nah, I'm not playing one of those walletstabbing games

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I could not sleep so I chugged some sleepy juice and now I'm so tired and sleepy.
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How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
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Power Couple 

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.
I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.
Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012
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When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
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