Noun. The act of masturbation performed in a work-like environment. A waller will usually take place on a break to pass the time in an otherwise uninteresting day; the prospect of getting caught, coupled with a possible lack of sexual stimulus (depending on your job) make for a challenging yet satisfying activity.
"I heard Jacob had a waller in the WHSmiths toilets."
by Steven J. Gould September 06, 2012
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Verb. The word originated from farmers who used the term to describe the pigs "wallering" in the mud or their own shit. Today it describes someone who is lying around lazily, doing nothing. When a person is completely worn out or hung over, they "waller" in bed or on the couch. To be slow, heavy, sleepy and/or unmotivated. Often occurs on the day following alcohol or substance abuse. May also be the result of over extending oneself during the workweek. All they can do is "waller" because they are too brain dead to do anything else.
I'll be "wallering" all day, recuperating from that rave last night.

I tend to "waller" on the weekend's, watching cartoons and pigging out.

He "wallered" in his own filth until his neighbors called the authorities because of the stench.
by pinkapples December 27, 2008
To hollow out or make a hole larger.
Once there's a little play around the bearing, continued use will waller the hole out.
by Davis Co August 28, 2005
To roll about enthusiatically in or lay upon an undesirable substance. Usually associated with lazy and undesirable connotations. Has origins in Indiana
Frodo likes to waller in wild ass bushes
by Cassezzy January 20, 2006
To lay on top of and tease one's sweetheart/partner in a possibly sexually suggestive manner. To get comfortable or cuddle up with one's partner. To show affection in a teasing physical manner.
I like to waller on my boyfriend while he is watching TV on the couch.

I will stop wallering on you since you are trying to work.
by dramamask February 05, 2010
The surname waller means - amazing, sexy, humour beyound all male and female humans lol... The gift of the gab!!! I am a Waller and I am freaking fab.. BOW DOWN
by live laugh love May 28, 2012
A term to refer to someone who is transcendent in every phase of the game of basketball, ala University of Kentucky guard John Wall. The individual will ideally score in a variety of ways, as well as locating his teammates on the floor when applicable. The term waller emphasizes skill and unselfishness, and does not necessarily refer to the most famous or athletic players, but the ones who exemplify what the game originally tried to sell: teamwork and talent.
"Wow! I was convinced that guy was going to go up for the layup, but he dished it off to his teammate for an easy deuce. What a waller!"

"Oh man, that guy tore my eye out with those jump shots, I got walled up!"

"Geez! LeBron is the man! He took it to the hole, ran over five guys and finished with the no-contact foul at the rim!"

-"Too bad he's not a real waller, anyone else would've been called for a charge at the beginning of that drive."
by austindayecious January 13, 2010
One who casually leans against a wall waiting for their next trick or pimp. This person is usually new to the game and only gives it out to Caucasians. Added they give massive amounts of hand and blowjobs for a meager ten dollars a job.
She's been leaning against that aparment building for an hour she must be a Waller.
by Someguyyouhate June 14, 2011
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