warlocked 

The act of being nerfed.

Man1: Thanks to the assault weapons ban I can't buy assault rifles anymore, I have to settle with a handgun.
Man2: ahahahhaha dude you've been warlocked.

warlocked by Anduin April 13, 2005

Wazzcocked 

to be intoxicated or inebriated due to excessive drink or drugs, to be wasted, pissed, hammered, bolloxed, twatted

UK slang

I was totally wazzcocked last night

Sorry mum I'm a bit wazzcocked...

Let's go on the wazzcock this weekend.

He/she is a real wazzcocker!

Wazzcocked by Hanwhoop January 1, 2009

warlocked 

Blizzard's continual nerfing with the Warlock calss in World of Warcraft

1. They have nerfed the fear spell again.. Warlock's have been warlocked once more!!

warlocked by Pixter April 19, 2005

warlocked 

To be reduced in effectiveness; rendered inferior.

I bought a new vacuum cleaner but as soon as I took it out of the box I knew it was seriously warlocked. I could hardly get the damn thing to work. Fortunately, the store's policy on warlocked goods allowed me to get a refund.

warlocked by C April 17, 2005

warlocked 

To be fucked in the ass with no vaseline...just a little bit of gasoline.

You didn't have a pre-nup? She got the Swiss bank account, all the cars, the condo, and the kids? Damn son, you got warlocked.

warlocked by Forte the King of PVE April 20, 2005

Wallcock

A tall, dark, handsome character, usually quite brooding and reserved about sharing his feelings. Can often be found amidst a crowd of younger girls at a nightclub or festival. Has an excellent taste in music to compliment his sensitive nature. He always has the answers to his friends questions, no matter what time of the day/night. He is considerate and won't bullshit you. Wallcock is a very good friend to have.

Girl 1: "Who's that guy your with?"
Girl 2: "Oh he's a Wallcock"
Girl 1: "You're so lucky! Look at the girls flocking him already!"

Wallcock by Strubey December 6, 2011

wallsocketed 

The action of being electrocuted via improper exposure to an electrical wall socket.

While plugging in the salamander, Greg was electrocuted when his hand slipped onto the prong - he was wallsocketed!

wallsocketed by zomgwtfpwnies May 5, 2010