Wall Post Hijacker

Someone that takes over a person's Facebook wall post with conversation that is off topic and doesn't relate to the subject matter.

Tony is the biggest Wall Post Hijacker on Facebook! That guy always takes over Vera's wall posts with his random lame convo's.

Wall Post Hijacker by GrKosta March 11, 2010

Wall Post Theory 

The Wall Post Theory states that the probability of someone hooking up with a particular individual is directly correlated to the number of Facebook wall posts made by that individual.

The Text Message and Poke Corollaries state the same for text messages and Facebook pokes. This correlation is even stronger but not as useful due to the lack of publicly available information.

I saw her facebook - he was all over her wall and
I said, "Yo, who was that?" "Oh, he's just a friend"
Don't gimme that, don't ever gimme that
Jus' bust this

You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
And you say he's just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend

~ Biz Markie if he knew the Wall Post Theory

Wall Post Theory by wallposttheory July 26, 2010

wall-post-whore 

When you are having a conversation with someone over facebook, but your conversation is consisting of only posts on each other's walls. Then randomly after about 3 posts, the other person decides to continue the conversation by adding a comment to your wall-post, instead of creating a new post on their wall, thus giving the illusion of them being more popular when one looks at their wall.

"what the hell dude, we were having such a great wall-post discussion and then you had to become a wall-post-whore. i do not approve."

wall-post-whore by kpeck1 November 14, 2011

wall post war 

getting a a post war with friends by posting the most random things you can think of. whoever gets annoyed first surrenders and loses. or you could end in a stalemate. its REALLY fun :)

person 1: wall post war!
person 2: billie jean
person 1: lemonade
person 2: yogurt in french is yaourt
person 1: i hate onions
person 2: i love jellybeans

and so on

wall post war by Raine Catherine June 11, 2010

Delaware wall post 

fucking a chick (animals also work) doggy style so that her(its) face bangs against the wall leaving a bloody stain

Todd's wall will never look the same after he gave his biddy the Delaware wall post the other night

Delaware wall post by Bromeo44 October 18, 2009

Post Wall Woman 

A woman who has passed her fertility window and has become very unattractive to men.

After women hit 35, they are basically a post wall woman. It's like they hit a wall at full speed and their face got all messed up.

Post Wall Woman by PreSchoolFightClub October 4, 2017

Post Wall Woman 

A woman between the age of 30-35 thats hit her beauty peak and is starting to decline in attractiveness. Remember the saying "Men age like wine, Women age like cheese", well its real. They tend to get fat, their boobs sag, especially after having children, and their vagina looks like a roast beef sandwich that went ten rounds with Mike Tyson.

Post wall woman: I'm so sexy
Men: Nah you've already hit the wall, you're beauty is long gone

Post Wall Woman by Smith039 January 23, 2024