People are different in many ways. One of those is the way they fart. The Walking Farts describes somebody that lets their farts out in small, easy to handle squeezes, if done whilst walking, this makes a familiar "Pop!... Pop!... Pop!... Pop!" noise. The walking farts generally do not smell as much because they let out smaller doses of Methane, thus this is the prefered way to fart
by Mother Farker Chinese Dentist May 4, 2006
Similar to crop dusting; but slightly more polite. The walk of farts is when a person lets out multiple small farts but instead of leaving where the crime was performed the person will loop back in a circle to the original point of alleviation to make sure it doesn't smell.
by Aspen Social Ho's January 12, 2010
To stroll while farting in order to avoid just standing there in your own stench. Similar to crop dusting, except this is not meant to be malicious.
by brothermike October 12, 2005
by DrRoy1 January 23, 2011
A short walk with the sole purpose of passing gas so that your significant other cannot hear/smell it
by Jibblit April 11, 2011