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1. Stoned Muskateers
a group of 3 cool people who walk around stoned. And kick major ass.
"WE are walking and blazed as hell and i want to kick some ass!! We are such stoned Muskateers!!"
2. Explotatous
Adj, can be used to explain a feeling of exploding or something just totally awesome. Especially useful when stoned or wasted
Dude!!! that party last night was explotatous!!!! i was so stoned it felt like i was swimming in the music!!
3. Twilight Stoned
That moment after having absorbed enough of a hallucinogenic drug into the body that it causes one to enter a spatio-temporal realm known as the Twilight Zone Dimension - a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind; moving into a land of both shadow and substance, a land of things and ideas.

Some experiences are good, some are bad.

Not to be confused with Scary Door Stoned
Jamal: Dude I feel like we've been walking in circles for the past half hour. I've seen that pattern of trees five times already and the path just keeps going...

David: dude relax, you're just Twilight Stoned. Let's get you home, there's cookies!

Jamal: Yay!
4. [high]
Being high, ahhh I love it. But what is it like you ask? Good question; but first I would like to take the time to tell you (ohhh alliteration to the max) all that Ren and Stimpy is possibly the greatest animated show of the 20th century, but that’s neither here nor there... Being high is a state of mind. Your troubles just fizzle away, you know – i mean i basically got caught by my parents with a bong in my hand – i mean you try and come up with a good excuse when your caught holding a massive bong in your right hand “Oh!, umm i was just holding it for Ted” Tedd: “Fuck that its mine!”. But yea I’m really getting off topic here, to be high is to just float away to a happy place where everything is funny and everything tastes good!! (I’m offcourse referring to muchines for the noobs out there). {Helpful hint #1}: Pancakes taste like that of gods...so yea they taste AMAAAZZING high. Anywho here are some activities I HIGHLY recommend (Pun count:1) you doing: Playing frizbee, playing multiplayer Nintendo console game – preferably Smash Bros. on GameCube, watch American Dad – trust me, you’ll thank me, listen to oldskizzle records (i rekomend The Beatles and Pink Flyod (no...not at the same time retard), bush walking, going to the beach and you must finally play an instrument, bass is the only way, you could BASSically say its the most important instrument in any band (Pun count:2)(Horrible pun count:1). But yea I hope you all enjoyed my ramblings, because as the old saying goe...
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5. stoner call
a noise made using an open mouth and vigorous movement of the tongue. used to entertain fellow stoners, to break awkward silences, to startle people walking down the street while riding in a vehicle, or to annoy another person
*people walking down a street*

*stoner riding in car passes*

"LIBDLE LIBDLE LIBDLE!" (the basic sound that is the stoner call)

*people jump and are suprised*
6. The Stone God
The Stone God is the person that you end up meeting when you're really stoned. You can't see him, but you can feel his comforting presence, and the weight of his heavy hands on your shoulders, head, back, and other extremities. It feels as if a giant stone golem is towering over you from behind, resting his heavy hands on your body, as your body compensates for the added weight.
Q:"Why are you walking so upright and funny?"
A:"The Stone God is resting his heavy hands
on my shoulders; I can't walk normally!"

"I can't move forward from the car seat. The Stone God has me pinned to the back of the seat."

"My head feels a bit heavy. I can feel the Stone God following me around, pressing on my head gently."

7. Treadmill effect
When a blazed person walks outdoors and it appears that buildings are coming towards him/her rather than him/her walking towards the buildings. This gives the illusion that the earth is a huge treadmill and the person is not moving from where he/her is walking.
Person A - God damn! it seems like the movie theaters is coming towards me even tho I'm walking towards it.

Person B - It's the treadmill effect.
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