pajama walkers 

People who wear pajamas outside of the house.

Holy shit! Have you been to Walmart lately? With all those pajama walkers it looks like a white trash The Walking Dead.

pajama walkers by ToeDirt December 22, 2015

carpet walkers 

"White collar" or middle manager workers, usually located in cube farms or front offices of manufacturing plants, so called because their work space is carpetted instead of bare concrete.

"The system always slows down when the carpet walkers come in around 8am."

carpet walkers by StBill May 25, 2012

Wobble Walkers 

People who are so morbidly obese, they wobble as they walk.

Watch out for those wobble walkers!

Wobble Walkers by ddrake September 26, 2010

Geesh Waleese 

"Jeez Louise" for dumb people

Shirpo: Hello, would you please send me the information that you promised to send to me 2 weeks ago?
Jen: GEESH WALEESE, your crazy. I called them and there going to send it tomorrow.
Shirpo: Geesh Waleese? You mean "jeez louise?"
Jen: Ugh, you think you no evertyhing! Bye!!

Geesh Waleese by opmal June 21, 2016

Kanes and Walkers 

K&W Cafeteria. A southern restaurant for the elderly. Your grandparents always take you there. The food isnt terrible, but kinda mushy so the elderly can get their dentures to chew it. Me and my friends like to call it kanes and wheelchairs or kanes and walkers, since the majority of people that go there are with canes, walkers, or wheelchairs.

Lauren: where are we eating tonight?
Ashley: we're going to eat with the blue hairs and Kanes and Walkers.

Kanes and Walkers by AgnesFern November 4, 2009

Walkersville 

A typical small rural community located in Walkersville, Maryland & in Frederick County. Landmarks in the town include Walkersville High School, the McDonalds, & Sheetz. Walkersville High School has a wide variety of students including wiggers, blacks, hicks, douchey laxers & their hoes, outcasts, band freaks, & normal teenagers. The school mascot is a Lion & the students are referred to as Lions. The community has recently undergone a series of devastating events including the loss of a couple high school students & recent graduate due to car accidents. The high school football team, formerly horrible, recently came out unexpectedly and had an almost perfect season by winning all but 1 game. Walkersville's school rival is the Middletown Knights, who often try to prove superiority by saying we have "Dirty Water".. no. Walkersville has proven to be a very strong community. Only a couple miles down the road resides Woodsboro, Maryland. Landmarks in Woodsboro include Trouts Market, Trouts Town Restaurant (Formerly known & still referred to as Crums), Highs, & The American Legion. The aroma of these towns consists of manure, & if you're in Woodsboro, fresh crabs with Old Bay or fried chicken from Trouts. Sure, these towns are surrounded by corn, & are home to countless country hicks, but we all have come to appreciate the close knit community of our little hick town and wouldn't have it any other way.

"Hey, is Deerfield in Walkersville or Woodsboro?"
"IDK man, I'm just tryna go to Sheetz"

Maryland Walkersville Woodsboro Walkersville High

Walkersville by true.shyt December 1, 2011

walkenshloffen

When two people are walking toward each other and in an attempt to get out of each others way they both move to the same side resulting in an awkward dance of sorts.

guy1: i just had a walkenshloffen in the hallway
guy2: wow that's awkward
guy1: yeah we kept on stepping into each others way... i hate walking.

walkenshloffen by donzo24 July 8, 2010