Top Definition
A "Walford" is someone who would like to be interesting and no matter how hard he tries, fails dismally.

Not to be confused with a Longshanks.
Ryan: I was watching my cat toying with a mouse the other day and do you know what he did?

Andy: I'm not interested. Stop being a walford.
by Tilbrook August 02, 2006

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