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Walapalooza

A six way donkey train where the woman is wide open, every hole, and every hole is filled by a penis. To be a walapalooza she has to also have a cock in each hand stroking and getting tit-pumped.
The camera started to roll, she got loose and it turned into a full-blown walapalooza!
Walapalooza by Dr. Walapalooza October 24, 2014
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Walarhea 

A condition in which feces are discharged from the bowels frequently and in a liquid form from the result of shopping at Wal-Mart.
After shopping at Wal-Mart, my mother-in-law developed a bad case of Walarhea and had to run to the ladies room.
Walarhea by g-money00 October 24, 2012
Walaa, is the apple of everyone's eye. She is a very smart, intellectual human being with a great sense of humor. She aspires to do great things and more likely than not; she succeeds.
Walaa, is the person you come to when seeking help.
Walaa by Pablo Estebano December 1, 2010

Roll of Wallpaper 

Alternative phrase to Boxing glove on the end of a swans neck when describing a man who is well endowed in the trouser department
Woman in pub - So then, tell me why I should go on a date with your friend Dave?

Man in pub - Because love, he has a cock like a roll of wallpaper!
Roll of Wallpaper by blurtworth January 7, 2011

Texas Wallpaper 

To stick a wet, moist Kleenex tissue used to wipe up cum onto someone's wall. Texas Wallpaper is similar to that of a traditional Tissue Swipe except that in the case of Texas Wallpaper, the tissue that is used to wipe up semen and/or vaginal juices after masturbation, a handjob or after vaginal or anal coitus, one sticks the tissue to the wall. It is imperative that the tissue still be moist or in a semi-moist state in order to stick. The allure of the Texas Wallpaper is the ability to create a wonderful display and conversation piece of multiple tissues with each tissue having its own unique story to tell. Sexual frequency clearly determines one's ability to decorate effectively with Texas Wallpaper. Texas Wallpaper was recently featured on Do It Yourself Network.
Stan blew his wet, steamy load on his girlfriend April's chest. After grabbing a tissue and wiping off his man load, Stan quickly selected a nice spot and plastered up some Texas Wallpaper. April's wall was beginning to look like a tissue paper covered float in the Texas Cavaliers River Parade.
anytime before this present point in time
Did ya go to the store?
Yea we went walago.
walago by Dale Haynes February 24, 2005