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1) A large mammal with the second largest penis in the world. Spends most of its time in the ocean or sunning itself

2) Human known to wake up making incoherent sounds mixed with scratching of chest hair to atract potential mates
- "Did you see that walrus!"
- "How could I not...he took up the whole couch!"
by Seaworld September 08, 2007
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The flacid nipple of a woman's breast.
MJ: Dude, my nipples are flaccid.
MN: Look at dat walrus!
by walruslover69 September 15, 2011
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The awkward unnamed part of the face above the lip and below the nose that extends downward, in a way that a walrus mustache would.
I really wish I had a splashguard for my Nalgene because every time I drink from it, I spill water down my walrus. -JPhil

My splashguard fell in my Nalgene and I had to drink the water without it, resulting in my walrus being soaked. But the splashguard was like a prize.

You have water on your walrus.

My walrus itches.

Does Sharky have a walrus?

I wanted to go geocaching, but I had to clean my walrus first.

I really wish my walrus wasn't so sunburnt.

Are you questioning my walrus?
by Voyageur 1 July 30, 2011
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You are about to smoke up at a party when one person begins to smoke two joints simultaneously giving the effect of a walrus. A loud "groooouugggg" sound is released on the exhale. This is valid with other smoking paraphernalia.
Dude we walrused those joints so hard last night.
Dude thats the biggest walrus I've ever seen!
Damn man, you're walrusing. You got that both shit in there.
by John "Legend" Peterson September 08, 2010
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When recieving oral sex from a girl you cum in her mouth and quickly cover it before you punch her in the stomach, causing the jism to spew out her nose creating tusks and make groaning walrus-like noises.
She was so impressed by the length of her new tusks that she demanded the walrus on a daily basis.
by Chris February 08, 2005
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by Gumba Gumba June 06, 2004
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Basically a mega powerful underwater goat. It sits around all day gathering energy, until it suddenly jumps into the water and goes on a rampage in which it rapes everyone within a few miles.
Hey, what's that coming towards us?

OH SHIT! IT'S A WALRUS!
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