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an evil world wide retail empire that treats their employees like shit. its alot more subtle than the old factory when your boss would swear at you. most anything you buy there will fall apart sooner than later. or it is shit quality to begin with. what do you expect from young chinese women who work 70+ hours a week and are confined to a prison like dormitory in mainland china mega sweatshops.
i use to go to walmart cause i am an insomniac and to look at all the college pussy shopping and fucking around in the big box shit hole(wal mart). but for the past year of so my penis is stuck in the 6 oclock position. i lost my libido, probably due to a long period of stress and the result being depression. now i am an emotional invalid on ssi. i bought the toshiba sattelite special xmas laptop for 400usd + a 50 dollar extra warranty. i noticed on the first day i tried it out, video was choppy or bad quality even though i have broadband shared with my landlord upstairs. it crashes alot. it can manage some 3d but it just crashes on most 3d programs. the keyboard is already falling apart. it freezes up alot. the graphics card is a mystery because they act like your too stupid to know that that is the most important part of a computer today. you can have all the ram up your ass, and all the hard drive and all the processing speed in the world, and a super fast connection, but if you have shit for a graphics card you got a circa 1990's machine(i.e. pc)as far as graphic and video are concerned. so i'm fucking told.
i think wal mart and toshiba got together and took the graphics card out and sold this last years model for 389 usd to screw the buyer and make profit on something worth less than what third world children get on that ugly green thing. although the crank dynamo is very smart:free electricity via human effort. in australia, or wherever, they have a pull chord like on dolls that talk or like an old lawnmower. this is an even more efficient way or producing human made electricity. just pull and the fly wheel just multiplies your effort many times. reader: hasus christos you dumb fuck why didn't you bring it back if you knew it was shit in the firs couple days. i mean wal fart gives you 15 days you moron. me: yeah, i know all that. like i said i am an emotional invalid and holidays were really fucking, like suicidal. i overused my klonopin(in the valium family of drugs) and my fucking idiot doctor(i.e.psychiatrist) almost didn't write me a refill. benzo withdrawal is worse than opiate detox. i was almost in a world of shit on top of the world of shit i am already in. so now its a month and a half later and i guess sooner or later i'll call their warranty guy who they say are contracted out and come to your house. ahhh thats nice and convenient for me, but chances are the kid probably knows shit about computers just like, me and is ordered by wal fart to say: can't be fixed. |
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the store where I get 100% off on everything that fits under my shirt lets go steal some more stuff from wal mart
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Aug 5, 2003
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1. The destroyer of small businesses.
2. The employer of senior citizens, the handicapped and other people society deems unhireable (the people are nice though ^_^ ). I wouldn't buy my clothes at Wal-Mart.
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Sep 9, 2003
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A place that you can work for that will fire you if you get hurt. And, it has the lowest pay of any other place to work for. A place that will fire you for calling an ambalance if you see some one have a heart attack. wal*mart is a peace of shit,cock sucking place to work for.
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Place where theft is so easy I can walk out with a 6 pack of Dr. Rocket RIGHT in front of the old man. "Let's ransack Wal*Mart... again!"
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-a place where you can get your groceries bought, oil changed, and McDonalds heartattack-ina-sack. all under one roof
-a place where every female of child bearing age is preggnant. im hungery, need my oil changed, need a BigMack and need to talk to people.
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A larger yard sale. My dad stops for every wal mart in search of a good deal.
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A store dedicated to saving you money...and crushing unoins! You can't beat those everyday low prices...or the fact that they hire illegal aliens to keep those prices low! supercenters save you time and money by putting everything you need in one place...except for crosses for burning, those are all at the Waltons house. Were the employees are loaded with Pride... and toasted, nicely toasted. EWME: I asked my manager to press the button on the bailer I while I was standing inside of it at wal-mart, because his blood alcohol level was %1.2 he didn't even argue. And thats how I got to heaven.
satan: this is hell fool! EWME: Odd, it's seems so much nicer then wal mart |
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