1: The unexplainable need to go to the bathroom when shopping at Wal-Mart. It always occurs when you are furthest from the bathrooms. The Wal-Mart crap is not unique to Wal-Mart alone. It is also known as the Home Depot crap, Target Crap, etc.
2: Also a term to describe the cheap and inferior nature of goods purchased at Wal-Mart.
Dude, I was in the sporting goods department, concentrating too hard on the fishing tackle, and the Wal-Mart crap struck me!
a place where the white trash "shop" while their brats run around screaming, knocking over displays and other customers. a store where no one understands what "good customer service" is because none of the employees speak english! the merchandise is only cheap because it's either expired, or will break in a week! selling expired baby medicine here is an acceptable practice. wal*mart doesn't care about their customers, just the money.
i boycott wal mart!
he tried to shop at wal*mart, but couldn't understand why none of the employees could answer his questions, so he went to target instead.
boy: "where'd you get that piece of crap you call a tv?"
girl: "wal-mart! that's why it was so cheap!"
boy: "i didn't know they still made black and white tv's!"
paris hilton: what's wal mart? is that where you buy walls?
The root of all evil. Seriously. It's over sized, sells stuff at low prices because its crap, and pretends to be all patriotic and American when 99.9% of the stuff they sell comes from China.
Wal-Mart sells cheap crap!
1. A great place to go when your central air-condition breaks.
2. A great place to go when you want to wander a asphalt desert in search of you vehicle.
3.A great place to buy cheap objects that are a pitiful excuse for clothing.
4.A monopolizing facist conglomerate "American business" even though most of thier products obviously come from Chinese sweat-shops.
1.Kid: Mommy!!!! I'm hot, why isn't the air on?
Mommy: Dear, the air broke.
Kid and Mommy together: Lets go to Wal-mart!!!
2.Dude1: Where's my car?
3.Teen1: OMG my shirt just got a hole!
Teen2:It's bc you got it at Wal-mart, duh.
4.Chinese worker: Ching-chong pay me more!
American consumer: Hells no I like shopping at Wal-mart!
A large, parasitic corporation who moves like a plague, eating up all business in it's wake, and leaving a large, gray store with cheap, plastic crap.
They take jobs, and then screw over their employees by destroying any union they come up with, or fireing them, or making them work in the childrens section.
They close down all little shoppes in the area, and then sponsor people to start up new businesses, with advance revinue going back to Wal-Mart (*This is just a conspiracy theory, but I'm sure it is real*)
Damn Wal-Mart moved in. The Pic-n-Save is gone, and now I have to work there. If I say anything about Union, they'll fire me. Damn Wal-Mart.
Look at those hippies, trying to stop Wal-Mart from being built. Spike those trees!
Wal-Mart stores are niggers! (check my definition)
1) One of the largest corporations in America that aims for the working class and sells everything at ridiculously low rates.
2) One of the very large reasons why small town economies are dying.
3) The next ruler of Western Civilization...before China.
2 Years later, Wal-Mart opens banking opertunities in their stores. Wait... They already have banking opportunities! :O
5 years later, Wal-Mart turns every regular store to a Super-Center, and ever Super-Center, a Mega-Center
10 years later, a Wal-Mart store opens ni every country- including the third world countries where they make their crap.
20 years later, every business was bought-out by Wal-Mart.
25 years later, Wal-Mart lobbyists take over the United States government.
50 years later, Wal-Mart lobbied the UN.
Thank you freedom. >.<
One who slick-ricks around and tries to steal crap from Wal-Mart.
Wal-Mart Greeter: "Ok Butterthighs, I'm callin' security on you. Samson! Samson get down here right now! Yeah, I gotta buttathighs over here an' he's tryin' to steal some Uno cards and a gallon of milk! And you know what, he stole on of my stickas! Yeah, get down here right now Samson!"