| 1. | Wal-Mark | ||
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Terminolgy used by Mexican-Americans to reference the retail superstore Wal-Mart. Let's go down to the Wal-Mark and get some diapers.
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| 2. | Wal-Mark | ||
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A term that Tequila (pronounced Tuh-kwee-luh), aka Ed Bassmaster of Youtube fame, uses when referring to superstore conglomerate "Wal-mart". Y'all got any diapers up in yo Wal-mark.
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| 3. | K-mark | ||
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How white trash and rednecks say the name for the slowly failing discount store, K-mart. Some black people also pronounce it this way. Jeb: Where'd Jethro go?
Brandi: He went to buy some cheetos at the K-mark. |
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| 4. | smest | ||
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The hybrid smock/vest "uniform" worn by associates at retail stores, notably Wal*Mart. Tina rummaged through her smest pockets, finding empty coin wrappers, half a pack of cigarettes and a lighter, her car keys, and unpaid-for chewing gum, but could not find her badge to clock in.
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| 5. | smest | ||
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The hybrid smock/vest "uniform" worn by associates at retail stores, notably Wal*Mart.
Tina rummaged through her smest pockets, finding empty coin wrappers, half a pack of cigarettes and a lighter, her car keys, and unpaid-for chewing gum, but could not find her badge to clock in.
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| 6. | Walton Hyphen Market | ||
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Another term for Wal-Mart, used by those who detest it. The term Walton Hyphen Market has six letters in each word, thus forming the Mark of the Beast, 666. This is quite amusing to those who equate The Wal-Mart Corporation to Satan. Chad: We should protest and get that new Walton Hyphen Market closed down.
Eric: Let's make picket signs, all we need is some cardboard, markers and boards... Hell, we can probably get all that at Wal-Mart and save some time. Chad: Yeah, then later we can rip-off jokes from Seth MacFarlen and post them on teh interwebz. |
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| 7. | abercrombie & fitch | ||
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A store that makes a majority of it's sales off of near pornographic advertisement and the false promise of higher quality materials in their clothing. A majority of this clothing is made in China and India, while it is designed in the United States. The clothes are very inexpensive to make, as the materials and wages per average item cost around $8.00. Reports of child labor have been proven false by FBI investigations in Southeast Asia, but it has been verified that the labor conditions are harsh, and the average wage of workers has been established at 75% below the national standard. (In other words, $1.29 an hour.) This clothing store is generally associated with the higher classes, but can also be found sported by lower classes, who feel inclined to shop there in order to fit in with those above them on the financial ladder. In summary, the claims of higher quality material and manufacture made by Abercrombie and Fitch are unfounded. People must admit that they are buying a label and simply that. The same is true for A + F's subsidiary company Hollister Co, though Hollister is not under fire for obscene advertisement. Those who choose to shop at Abercrombie or Hollister may do as they wish, however they should not feel entitled to superior treatment as there are millions of people with superior clothing brands who are at this very moment, laughing their asses off at the unfounded arrogance of most A + F shoppers. For those A + F shoppers out there who cant think of th... more...
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