|1.||Delivered on the Wrong Side of the Vagina|
It's like waking up on the wrong side of the bed, except it's for life.
Bitchy Girl: Ugh. Can't sleep.
Clever Boy: Stroke yourself.
Bitchy Girl: Get a life.
Clever Boy: Done. Got it at Walmart.
Bitchy Girl: Awesome.
Clever Boy: Someeeeone got delivered on the wrong side of the vagina.
Bitchy Girl: How rude are you right now?
Clever Boy: Enough to be called rude. I guess that's obvious, though.
At this point I'd recommend a snack. Say, doritos. Or yogurt. Yogurt has the potential to be healthy and delicious at the same time.
Bitchy Girl: Honestly, fuck off.
Clever Boy: You should have your own show on MTV.
When you think you woke up feeling shitty due to the fact that you ate too much cake and got too little sleep the night before, but find out later that you actually have the stomach flu.
When Raphael woke up, he dismissed how shitty he felt as a Cake Hangover. However, his mother said he had a fever, rediagnosing him as having stomach flu.
Being in a general bad mood, but the spectrum is wide. It can be from simple disappointment or waking up on the wrong side of the bed to utter nihilism and existential angst for the human race, and everything in between. Possibly of Yiddish origin. One who is shtoompy is usually called a shtoomp.
Person: Are you shtoompy?
Shtoomp: What the hell does that mean?!
Person: Don't be such a shtoomp!!
slightly crabby; like waking up on the wrong side of the bed
Why are you getting so owley...did you have a bad day?
a name often given to one who is never in the mood to go grocery shopping. They often enjoy playing with rubber bands and sleep on the floor 95% of the time, due to the fear of "waking up on the wrong side of the bed"
eilah, you need to go grocery shopping.