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A stoner's lone motivation to forego snoozing for ten more minutes. Also known as "morning glory" and "the buffer between my fist and my boss's face."
"I'm ready for bed. Leave the bong ready so we can wake and bake before work."
by The Prototype April 27, 2007
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The act of smoking pot early in the morning, usually right after waking-up.
- "Seriously, you're getting high at 9:23 on a Wednesday morning?"
- "It's wake and bake, and I helped."
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wake up, roll over, grab your ready paxked bowl, and toke the shit up.
chelsea: hows your morning?
emily: great, every morning is great when you "wake and bake."
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Having a bong standing beside your bed, so you can
smoke a few hits, before entering the new day
in a totally smashed state.
C´s wake and bake didn´t work out today.
He fell over as he tried to get out of bed.
by Weltregierung April 25, 2007
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"Waking & Baking" is used when somebody wakes up and immediately starts to smoke cannabis, Bally can often be found waking and baking.
"Bally what you bin up too?"
"Not much man, the usual, waking and baking"

"Wake and bake, wake and bake, thats what i say" - Bally.
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Why Santonio Holmes now plays for the New York Jets.
Ganja smoking is not a good choice of hobby for an NFL player. Mike Tomlin wont be having it. Telling the world you wake and bake via twitter is some straight up stupidity.
by PDPMT April 14, 2010
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smokin a fat spliff as soon as one has woken up, usually ready rolled or bonged, preferably after a night of constant pot smokin
u up for a quick wake and bake
by harley January 04, 2004
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