| 36. | FoHo | ||
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FoHo stands for Full on Hard on (This usually only happens to the Male gender when looking at porn, hot women, or because of the random boner syndrome) Example: Dude! Becky gave me a FoHo today!
Example2: Bro! Bro! Check out my FoHo! Emaxmple3: I always wake up with FoHos! |
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| 37. | God | ||
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God is a very hard to understand word. Most religions worship one God while other worship more than one. Scientists and researchers came to the conclusion that early people just created a god or gods to justify the fenomenons they didnt understand. However a lot of civilizations that didnt have any conections one and another created extremelly similar gods and that faith guided them even better than science guides this "modern" society. In reality there is one mastermind, however there are millions of gods. Reality is not just this 3d world we live in, anybody who looks inside themselves can experience and prove what i am saying. The Absolute, the Core, in Kabalah the Ain Soph Aur is the mastermind, and the universe and us are his reflection. In other words we are him as he is us. He is like a president, wich has in his disposal an army with ranked soldiers, its like a goverment. Those soldiers are all gods, becouse in escence they are god. And within each of us theres one of those gods living in flesh to complete a mission down on this 3d world. We cannot see them becouse we are totally blinded by ego and we must wake up and come back to our father. That is how we can encarnate our true self as did Buddha, Jesus, and others. WAKE UP PEOPLE!!! GOD NEEDS YOU!!
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| 38. | boontrickle | ||
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"Why did i wake up under the dining room table? Cuz you were going hard on that Boontrickle!"
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| 39. | bemho | ||
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acronym for "brief early morning hard on" Every Monday I wake up with a bemho.
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| 40. | eggjob | ||
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the art of shoving an egg (hard boiled or soft or raw) into ones anus any other orifice (vagina/mouth) to arouse sexual pleasure I like to wake up every morning with a nice fresh eggjob.
my boyufrend eggjobbed me and now i have salmonella because it was raw. |
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| 41. | steeley dick | ||
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When you wake up next to some chick you don't recognize, you're hung over, she wants to go again, and you're morning wood throbs so hard it triggers sharp pains in your head. I had steeley dick when I woke up with that high school chick until I realized she was jailbait. Then I had uber steeley dick.
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| 42. | penis marking | ||
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After a long day of sex, you wake up and find your penis tired and soft and pinkish. This means that you had long and great sex, maybe not enough but you cummed and you pushed it too hard and got a mark from having "that" sex "Honey, i think we had too much sex!Or maybe i pushed too hard! I got a penis marking!"
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