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a person who isn't paid enough to kiss the ass of some bastard who has had a bad day at the office and needs to take it out on someone.
customer: "This tea tastes like crap!"
waitress: "I'm sorry sir, i can have some made fresh for you."
customer: "no, don't bother i just want to know why you idiots can't ever get what i order right."
waitress: "I'm sorry sir, i'm not paid enough to do that."
(real conversation)
by lovedbyhim August 30, 2007
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A woman most likely to fart on your cake if you abuse her or don't tip her well.
Lizzy the waitress farted on my cake after I pinched her bum.
by Shayla McArthur July 13, 2011
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Someone who would fart in your food (or possibly piss or spit) if you don't treat them right.
Waitress Lisa Wogen performed a cake fart and became famous.
by Donna Louisa July 14, 2011
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Someone who brings food to a fat bastard who is perving on her and then gets tipped but only if she sleeps with the customer
That waitress is such a whore if he tips her he's gonna get laid.
by Chez amour waitress February 11, 2009
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