| 1. | Procrastitastic | ||
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Adjective: Someone who puts everything off to the very last minute Alice missed first period to write the paper assigned 3 week ago, due today second period, she is so procrastitastic
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| 2. | airport vultures | ||
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The people that wait for flights on standby, hoping to pay cheap "standby fares." They diligently scavenge on the misfortunes of others, hoping till the last minute that the poor, paying passengers miss their flight. We made our flight just in the nick of time. Those nutcases waiting for standby couldn't believe what hit em. Suck it, airport vultures!
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| 3. | Procrastibate | ||
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To wait to the very last minute for masturbation to the point where you almost are caught in the act. Man, my parents went out for lunch but I waited till 2:00 to get up and beat off. They were already on their way home when I started to procrastibate.
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| 4. | procrastination | ||
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Waiting till the last minute to get something done.. "I procrastinated on my English paper by starting in the night before it was due and got a zero."
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| 5. | Ebay Camping | ||
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Waiting till the last possible minute to bid on a desired ebay item, in hopes that you will not drive the biding price through the roof. More often than not, the bidder gets the ebay jeebies or ebayphoria. Man, I was ebay camping the other day and I snagged a your mom for $7.43!! The shipping & handling was $45 though...
I was sure I'd win the auction. I was getting the ebay jeebies and out of nowhere came another ebay camper... and now I don't have Britney Spears's half-eaten sandwich... |
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| 6. | sex | ||
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the act of intercourse. jen was relaxing in the hottub wearing her favorite red lacey bikini when all of a sudden jake, her neighbor and long time interest jumped in beside her.
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jen was surprised to say the least, especially since she had never spoken to jake except for the occasional awkward "hi" when passing on the street. she had taken an extreme notice in him since she first laid eyes on his tall, muscled body. she loved the way his eyes and his hair had the same deep brown color, and how, try as he may, he could never keep his hair out of those big eyes. what jen didn't know about jake was that he had been noticing her from afar as much, if not more, than jen had noticed him. jake could not get her out of his mind. everytime he closed his eyes she was there, her long blonde curls swaying in the wind, or her beautiful face staring back at his own with her big blue eyes, or the shape of her body in a fantastic hourglass form. he wanted, needed her. and since he noticed that her parents had packed up their bags for what looked like a long trip, he took his opprotunity now. "hey," jake began casually, "sorry if i splashed you coming in, i don't make the most graceful entrences." jen laughed, "i can see that." "i hope you don't mind if i join you," jake continued, "i just saw you over here and thought you could use some company." he tried to keep it breezy but he distinctly heard a note of excitement in his own voice as he said it. jen caught the note as well and her heart started to beat a... |
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| 7. | Senioritis | ||
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Type 1 Senioritis:
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Most common form of "senioritis" and most contagious. It tends to manifest itself when a fourth year high school student is half way through the first semester, waiting for winter vacation. This may last till graduation symptoms within the student: 1. Lack of homework completion 2. Procrastination through reasoning a."Fck it, I can pass the class without these last homework assignments"; b."Ill do it tomorrow before homeroom" *tomorrow comes, home room ends* "Ill do it during my free" *fails to do homework during free, free ends* -fails to hand in homework "Ill do it tonight, and hand it in tomorrow..I'll still get some points" (cycle repeats). 3. Last Minute Cramming 4. Student often questions him/her self if they actually have senioritis, yet they blame all shortcomings on it. 5. Wasting time on Facebook, Myspace or even World of Warcraft(more severe) 6. Increase in the use of Slang 7. Increase in Sexual Activity (heterosexual , masturbation, massive orgyprom,etc) Typ... |
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