Waiters Gonna Wait
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Hip Waiters
women or gay men who hang off of guys and stay constantly by their side hoping for some action. Can also refer to hired escorts, strippers or prostitutes or any scantily clad women who is attached to a man for the obvious singular purpose of using him for sex.
Hip Waiters by Misty17 August 18, 2010
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UnSalted Waters
A connotation of the phrase “uncharted waters” to mean exploring a body of freshwater by boat or personal watercraft. A brand established in 2017 by Jamie Burnett for those boaters and lake lovers that spend time exploring freshwater lakes.
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Laura Harbin-Waters
Noun:
Laura Harbin-Waters, aka “ the chopper “.
A helicopter style landlord that will hover around the building she owns, but doesn’t occupy.
She will make multiple daily visits to the building where she is lord of the land. Goddess of the servants ( tenants ) that she allows to pay her for the high privilege of living under her roof.
Tenants rights be damned if she wants to come into your apartment. It is her building and if you don’t comply with her frequent demands for entry with 12 hours notice, she will have her royal attorney, Rosemary Healy send a strongly worded letter as a warning that you must comply, or else.
Laura Harbin-Waters, aka “ the chopper “.
A helicopter style landlord that will hover around the building she owns, but doesn’t occupy.
She will make multiple daily visits to the building where she is lord of the land. Goddess of the servants ( tenants ) that she allows to pay her for the high privilege of living under her roof.
Tenants rights be damned if she wants to come into your apartment. It is her building and if you don’t comply with her frequent demands for entry with 12 hours notice, she will have her royal attorney, Rosemary Healy send a strongly worded letter as a warning that you must comply, or else.
I got home at 6pm and found evidence that Laura Harbin-Waters was here again today. She left a note saying a locksmith will be in the building to change all the locks in the morning for the safety of the tenants and security of the building, and then left the doors unlocked when she choppered off, up up and away.
Laura Harbin-Waters by TheWierdo June 6, 2022
Laura Harbin-Waters
A helicopter style landlord that hovers around the property she owns but does not herself occupy.
Everyday there will be signs of her presence, such as notes left for tenents/caretakers, unlocked doors, missing alcohol, and hideous new decor.
She demands respect…being lord and goddess of the land and all.
You are not a tenant, but a caretaker who pays to occupy the space.
Tenants rights be damned if she wants ( not needs ) to come in.
Everyday there will be signs of her presence, such as notes left for tenents/caretakers, unlocked doors, missing alcohol, and hideous new decor.
She demands respect…being lord and goddess of the land and all.
You are not a tenant, but a caretaker who pays to occupy the space.
Tenants rights be damned if she wants ( not needs ) to come in.
Laura Harbin-Waters put a 24 hour notice on my door at 12:01 pm to let me know she will be coming in at 12 pm. I told her “No, Laura. I work from 8 to 4:30 every single day.” but she declared “ I am the lord of the land, you have to let me in or else I will sick my discount lawyer, Rose Mary Healy on you faster than you can say ….uuuuhmmm”
Laura Harbin-Waters by TheWierdo June 4, 2022