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The ultimate form of a stupid, idiotic, moron. Someone who is just so dumb that you had to make up a word to describe them, because no other word did them justice.
Jimmy's a freakin' wagnard. He jizzed in my urine sample and then put bacon bits in it.
by WhoaTimesTwo March 29, 2004

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