Something so unacceptably strange and unexpected from normal members of society that it transcends the traditional words that describe something weird; derived from "Weird as Fuck" and may be extended in extreme situations to "Weird as Fucky." Use this adjective with caution, because there WILL come something in your life that's even weirder than the shit you normally encounter.
Candy: "Yo, did you see that guy's old pictures on Facebook?"
Leslie: "Yeah he used to be friends with a gnome...WAFFY..."
Candy: "Did you see the one with the sombrero?"
Leslie: "Yes, WEIRD AS FUCKIEST thing I've ever seen..."