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1. waffling
adj. or verb - indecisive; unable to make up one's mind; playing the safe middle ground due to one's own lack of conviction or sense of morality.
Faced with explaining why no WMD were found in Iraq, Bush found himself waffling between portraying America as a Christian nation and crucifying Saddam Hussein.
by wilderxero Aug 29, 2004 share this
2. waffling
To utilize extraordinary means to gain something of value by defeating a poorly designed system run by a badly managed entity.
I've been waffling eBay all night, and all I've gotten was a god damn High School Musical 3 DVD!!!!
3. waffling
Adding confusing/meaningless words into your speech to
1) Inflate the show time, or
2) Cover the fact that you don't have an idea.
Bla bla bla you know, it's like that, as we all surely know.
by Zdenek Aug 20, 2004 share this
4. waffling
When someone talks about nothing in particular that ends up not making much sense.
Usually used:
(1) To fill those awkward silences
or
(2)When you're very excited and can't put it into words.
(1) Neither of us could think of anything to say so I started waffling...

(2) Oh my god! I was so excited I jsut kept waffling on about nothing!
by Missy Aug 23, 2004 share this
5. waffling
While receiving a blow job, pull one's dick out of girls mouth, raise girl's head and proceed to slap her face with both hands simultaneously creating a waffle like impression on her face. Follow by releasing splooge on her face to serve as butter or syrup, whichever you prefer.
Leroy: What is wrong with that skeezer's face?
Tyrone: She must have received a severe waffling!
6. waffling
To be unsure of an issue. To have your opinion change constantly.
Jim: I think all babies should be aborted. No wait, thats murder! On the other hand, shouldn't it be the decision of the mother depensing on the circumstances?

Jack: Stop waffling, or I'll kick you in the balls.

Jim: Fine, we'll abort all babies.

Jack: Now your talking!
by Shai Aug 22, 2004 share this
7. waffling
The inability to decide on something(s). Breakfast waffles have grooves that go up and down, like some people's opinions.
1: What color do you like?
2: Blue! No, red. No, wait- I love black. But I really like blue. No, I like red and black the best. Or maybe, green.
1: Quit waffling and just decide.
by sarah Aug 22, 2004 share this
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