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n.
The act of petting a kitty/cat/kitteh thoroughly by giving it a bi-directional, sometimes circular, encompassing rub across its sides, head, underside, tail and possibly legs, feet and toes where picking up and cradling is optional but preferred for maximum immobilization and purring
le me: "Come here Mr. Kitteh!"

cat: "mrow?"

Commence Waffling: *pick cat up and flip onto back, petting belly and head and toes*

le me: "Who's a good Mr. Kitteh?"

cat: "purrrrrrrrrrrr, purrrrrrrrrrrr, purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"
by Mr MH May 07, 2012
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Switching from one side of an argument to the other repeatedly.

Poor politicians often do this.

Also known as to flip-flop.
Yo man, this guy keeps waffling on his stand towards senior citizen's health care policy.
by cisley August 25, 2004
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unable to decide on something; moving back and forth between two possible choices.
I'm waffling here, should I get pepporoni or sausage on my pizza?
by frozen August 29, 2004
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To add quantity to conversation/speeches/essays/anything like that rather than quality. Used a lot of the time in school to make it up to the minimum page requirement or in business presentations. Ie. Bullshitting on so nobody notices you have nothing to say.
Teacher: "check out this english paper... this kid is just waffling on"
by blex August 24, 2004
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The act of cutting a hole in a waffle then putting a penis through it and having vaginal,anal,or oral sex.
Last night i waffled emily by having vaginal sex through a waffle.Its called Waffling.
by Waffle Inc. July 26, 2009
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To have sex with a girl doggie style, with one side of her face on the ground, while you step on her face.
When I waffled her, I made sure she switched to the other side of her face so to be sure she got stepped on equally on both sides.
by E August 21, 2004
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losing control from the induced vibrations in a skateboard. Due to traveling too fast as in "down a hill" with loose trucks.
Dawg, I was waffling like a mutha on that road back there... almost lost control completely.
by miosis August 22, 2004
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