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10.
v. the act of using the famous breakfast dish "waffle" as a curse word, like "damn" or a "eff you" kind of version.
Instead of saying "You f*king piece of dipsh*t!" you can say "You waffling pancake head!"
by omgwtfitsasquirrel March 31, 2011
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1.
adj. or verb - indecisive; unable to make up one's mind; playing the safe middle ground due to one's own lack of conviction or sense of morality.
Faced with explaining why no WMD were found in Iraq, Bush found himself waffling between portraying America as a Christian nation and crucifying Saddam Hussein.
by wilderxero August 29, 2004
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2.
To utilize extraordinary means to gain something of value by defeating a poorly designed system run by a badly managed entity.
I've been waffling eBay all night, and all I've gotten was a god damn High School Musical 3 DVD!!!!
by phonic December 05, 2008
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3.
Holding hands with fingers interlaced.
1. Bob's hands are really big, so waffling with him was a little awkward.

2. Are Jack and Jill a couple? They are always waffling when they walk to class together.
by Yknow February 05, 2012
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4.
unsure about something - debating between choices or ideas
He was waffling over what to order from the menu
by Chris August 28, 2004
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5.
To be unsure of an issue. To have your opinion change constantly.
Jim: I think all babies should be aborted. No wait, thats murder! On the other hand, shouldn't it be the decision of the mother depensing on the circumstances?

Jack: Stop waffling, or I'll kick you in the balls.

Jim: Fine, we'll abort all babies.

Jack: Now your talking!
by Shai August 22, 2004
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6.
Adding un-necessary lines into a conversation, speech or essay.
Teachers often tell to students not to waffle before submitting an assignment. However, I think about me and my boyfriend playing hardcore on the bed whenever they mention that word.

(some noobs will think about pancakes)
Teacher: Waffling is never a good idea, Katie. Try not to do it

Katie: b b but it feels good Miss.
by rawrrawrhardcorechick December 06, 2009
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7.
n.
The act of petting a kitty/cat/kitteh thoroughly by giving it a bi-directional, sometimes circular, encompassing rub across its sides, head, underside, tail and possibly legs, feet and toes where picking up and cradling is optional but preferred for maximum immobilization and purring
le me: "Come here Mr. Kitteh!"

cat: "mrow?"

Commence Waffling: *pick cat up and flip onto back, petting belly and head and toes*

le me: "Who's a good Mr. Kitteh?"

cat: "purrrrrrrrrrrr, purrrrrrrrrrrr, purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"
by Mr MH May 07, 2012
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