The United States' largest chain of truck stops.
When I was at Waffle House, I listened to a pair of truckers talk about alligators on the road. It took some time for me to realize that these "alligators" were actually large pieces of tire.
by Diggity Monkeez January 15, 2005
to fart while spinning in circle, thereby maximizing the area that your fart covers.
Damn, Paul just waffle housed Larry.
by Jordan W. October 01, 2007
Your local Goth hangout.
seriously, there's always loads of goths in the Waffle House.
by foshizzle5 December 27, 2006
Otherwise know as WH. The Waffle House is a teenage hangout for teenagers in Springfield, Missouri. The true indie/intellectuals often go to the Waffle House in small groups. They usually only buy coffee, smoke cigarettes and talk amongst themselves. Crammed into a booth with their closest friends in the best way to spend their school or weekend nights. On occasion they order food, but rarely. It's a twist on beatniks going to coffee houses.
So, are we meeting up at Waffle House tonight?
by Cassandra Darling October 28, 2005
To get laid. Or to have sexual intercourse with a woman.
I got some Waffle House lastnight.
by Ghetto_Penguin February 01, 2005
What happens behind the Waffle House, stays behind the Waffle House.
I'm going to take this lady of the night behind the Waffle House.
by EODPepperJack June 30, 2016
Shitting on a laptop keyboard and closing it.
I waffle housed that laptop. Next time remember your password
by Ate out by George washington June 27, 2016