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A chick so hot that you wouldn't care if she walked up and crapped on your waffle. In fact, you'd probably welcome it. Coined by Adam Carolla.
She's no waffle-crapper but I'd hit it.
by Daddyman December 03, 2004
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An extremely hot woman, so hot, she could do anything idiotic or gross, and it wouldn't matter.

Coined by Dr. Drew on LoveLine.
1: Person A: Dude, check out that woman picking her nose.
Person B: Yeah, but she's a total wafflecrapper, so it doesn't matter.

2: Person A: Dude, you just spilled your coffee all over me.
Person B: Sorry man, I was checking out that wafflecrapper.
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A woman so hot she could shit on your waffles and you'd still eat them.
"Dude, she's hot, but not wafflecrapper status."
by Paulzzy December 10, 2009
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A waffle crapper is a girl so smokin' hot that if she crapped on a waffle, it would turn you on. Coined on the radio show Love Line.
That babe at the pool was a freakin' waffle crapper.
by machine119 November 22, 2004
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A girl that is so hot she could crap on a plate of your waffles, and you would forgive her -- you might even get turned on by it. The term is also meant to show contempt for waffle crappers who use their waffle-crapper-ness to take advantage of guys.
Our waitress took a sip of my drink before she brought it to the table. If she wasn't such a waffle crapper, I'd probably be upset.
by Leroy of the Lame Ingineers November 29, 2004
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An amazingly beautiful, and attractive woman. Coined by Adam Carolla, on the late night radio show Love Line.
Damn, that girl's such a waffle crapper i'd suck on her daddy's dick.
by Devin Ray October 25, 2005
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A woman who is so hot, that if she crapped on your waffles you would still eat them
Kirstie Alley is not a waffle crapper, but Mariah Carey is.
by Ugly Dave August 28, 2007
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