The idea that 2 Waffle Houses could both sustain enough business to remain open while being placed next to one another.

verb. The act of thinking of or actually venturing out to the closest Waffle House after a heavy night of drinking....Also means heavy drinking that may or may not end in a Waffle House awaiting slow waffle service and runaway chases....Not to be confused with imaffling, which is simply heavy drinking or complete fuckedupedness inside the mind due to heavy drinking or drug use.

To have vaginal sex. Simple, yes? Well, after about 6 pumps (being the male of course), you shove 4 sticks of dynamite up the woman's vagina. You threated to light them unless given what you want. You then force her on to the roof of a semi, and staple her feet to it while she is standing up. Next, you drive down the highway at approximately 75mph and drive under a bridge that is indeed taller than your semi, but shorter than your semi plus the woman. After the bridge, you insert your ballsack into her decapitated head and wear it around town. You will most likely end up starting a new trend, so you might as well love it now, for in a few months, all the new hipsters will be doing the same thing.

***NOTE: The female population may see a drastic drop.

Waffle with moose antlers, legs, and hooves. Also has the personality of a moose. Commonly found walking in circles due to trouble sleeping.

The kids who live in a town where a prep school is located, but don't attend that school. Usually middle-class white kids, often seen driving a crappy car with crappy music blaring, dressed like they're straight outta Compton, or attempting to sell crack to preps. This might hold true for all towns where prep schools are, or just in Vermont.

adj. Extremely large, rivaling the immensity of the Horseshoe Nebulae and the Eye of God Nebulae combined. An exaggeration commonly used by people of European ancestry in Chicago, small-town Northern Illinois and small-town Wisconsin.

Place in Georgia. Home Of the EAST COWETA INDIANS, No alcohol on sundays,no liquor stores, home of like 4(maybe more) waffle houses, PeachTree Landing, Summergrove(eww), Mexican Sundays at Wal-Mart, retards who stop for green lights, Ga.'s largest mall that will never be, home of Alan Jackson, the newly remodeled Taco Bell, home of soon to be famous rapper BINGO (hahaha), lots of rich people (snobbly white folks), poor people (mexicans, rednecks, trailer trash, black folks-excluding my crazy car washing obsessed neigbors-,me and my homies), Home of the Barbie Beach in the old couples front yard (old man playin with barbies yeah thats scary), home of the welcome to Newnan sign in the middle of Newnan (not at the beginning), MLK use to chill here, Newnan is the City of Homes, only place ( i hope) in the world that has had a spatula on the side of the road for 5yrs now and home of the retard (me) who checks to see if its there everytime I drive by, some movies were filmed downtown(can't remember which) oh yeah the new movie broken bridges was filmed in newnan or some of it, i think we also have the country's worst cummute to work or somethin like that, a dunkin dognuts that has never seen a cop( mostly cuz their at waffle house), and in short one of the most boring yet awesome cities southwest of atlanta. If you look at a Ga. map you won't see every city but you will see Newnan. Oh and the biggest hangout (unfortunatly) is you guessed it wal-mart.