a hand brace worn to heal drunken accidents. looks like a big plastic waffle. gives the user special powers of alcohol consumption.
wes cullinane has one after a drunken mistake, and has to wear it for the rest of his life cause he fucked up his habd again.
by StiZOne April 10, 2003
somebody who has checkered hands. they fist intimately with either gender
Mr. Metzger sure is a waffle fist.
by CarlTheShanker November 12, 2003