somebody who has checkered hands. they fist intimately with either gender
Mr. Metzger sure is a waffle fist.
by CarlTheShanker November 12, 2003
a hand brace worn to heal drunken accidents. looks like a big plastic waffle. gives the user special powers of alcohol consumption.
wes cullinane has one after a drunken mistake, and has to wear it for the rest of his life cause he fucked up his habd again.
by StiZOne April 10, 2003