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6. waffle crapper
An amazingly beautiful, and attractive woman. Coined by Adam Carolla, on the late night radio show Love Line.
Damn, that girl's such a waffle crapper i'd suck on her daddy's dick.
1. waffle crapper
July 8, 2007 Urban Word of the Day
A chick so hot that you wouldn't care if she walked up and crapped on your waffle. In fact, you'd probably welcome it. Coined by Adam Carolla.
She's no waffle-crapper but I'd hit it.
by Daddyman Dec 3, 2004 add a video
2. waffle crapper
A waffle crapper is a girl so smokin' hot that if she crapped on a waffle, it would turn you on. Coined on the radio show Love Line.
That babe at the pool was a freakin' waffle crapper.
by machine119 Nov 22, 2004 add a video
3. waffle crapper
A girl that is so hot she could crap on a plate of your waffles, and you would forgive her -- you might even get turned on by it. The term is also meant to show contempt for waffle crappers who use their waffle-crapper-ness to take advantage of guys.
Our waitress took a sip of my drink before she brought it to the table. If she wasn't such a waffle crapper, I'd probably be upset.
4. waffle crapper
A girl that is so hot she would have to crap on your waffles the next morning after a night of sex in order to bring an erect penis back to a flaccid state.

Originally coined by Adam Carolla.
"That chick is such a waffle crapper!"
5. waffle crapper
A woman who is so hot, that if she crapped on your waffles you would still eat them
Kirstie Alley is not a waffle crapper, but Mariah Carey is.
7. waffle crapper
when one person thinks someone that is so ugly that they will crap on them whilst sleeping and then leave before he/she wakes up...
Gavin: While Chad was sleeping i rubbed my cummy shit all over his chest.
Chad: Right after I had sex with Gavin last night he shit on my chest. What a waffle crapper
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